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Programmers sure are a wacky bunch aren't they? You have to be really careful about asking a programmer a question because she'll answer exactly the question you asked! This one time I asked a programmer to go check if they had eggs at the store and buy milk if they had some, and when I asked why she came back with 12 gallons of milk she said "because they had eggs"! (Sorry, just some programmer humor there.) They like recursion too, which is why they keep reusing the same comics.

2260

The zoomers aren't going to be any better, are they?

2259

How long do you think it's going to take Randall to realize that he is being left behind?

2258

My hobby: beating mediocre ideas until they're dead horses and then running them into the ground

2257

Modern Man is so emotionally fragile that even machine-generated acknowledgments that his wishes are being fulfilled must be carefully manicured.

2256

My hobby: writing the same caption at least three times

2255

Wow, two colors

2254

Uh oh, Randall is starting to confuse "things I know because I'm smarter than you" with "things I know because I'm old"

2253

I hate Voyager 1 now too

2252

You know, for once I believe this really is Randall's hobby.

2245

Artistically, Randall dwells in that uncomfortable region where he's not good enough to write funny jokes and not confident enough to commit to bad jokes, so he settles for apologizing for them.


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Although its juvenile dial often drew odd looks, Langdon had never owned any other watch; Disney animations had been his first introduction to the magic of form and color, and Mickey now served as Langdon's daily reminder to stay young at heart.

2247

Randall thinks a little bit of levity is more important than ever in these dark times.


2248

"Also there are probably parties" hahaha that's so wacky, he's such a nerd he doesn't even really care about the parties


2249

You can tell "millennial" is a great slur because of how upset millennials get about it.


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2251

wow it's so meta