2586

The organization of these reveals that Randall doesn't actually know the Greek alphabet

 2585

After demonstrating you can just infinitely loop between furlongs/min and fathoms/sec Randall stops at 45 mph, because any faster and his bike helmet might not protect him (safety first!)

 2584

This is actually Randall's internal monologue

 2583

Don't care what that is, hate that song, "shift" doesn't rhyme with "left"

 2582

Unintentionally revealing. Outside the social sciences, the confusion of analysis with data is the main driver of the replication crisis.

 2581

Sometimes, too much knowledge, can be a bad thing

 2580

Randall will:

-get mad at you if you pray for him (he doesn't need the blessing of some phony god)

-get mad at you if you tell him to rest and drink fluids (he already knows that)

-get mad at you if you tell him to be careful (he has previously determined the precise amount of caution optimal for his situation and is exercising it)

-wonder why it's so hard to make friends as an adult

 2579

Randall just can't turn off his formidable science brain, it's a curse sometimes

 2578

Fact checkers have determined that rocks with swords in them are not magical dirt bikes

 2577

The idea that the map is not the territory is a specter of unspeakable horror to Randall.

 2576

Randall is really starting to lose track of what the kids are talking about these days.

 2575

What if xkcd was good