2600 

Bismillah I am not reading this

 2599

Non-xkcd readers aren't clever enough to realize that a simple percentage increase in risk might not be all that meaningful out of context!

 2598

Randall's autism is cheeky and fun, your autism is cruel and tragic

 2597

Joss Whedon and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race

 2596

Randall is reading Douglas Adams again

 2595

Randall's fascination with the classroom environment is deeply sexual. Note that in these scenarios the lecturer is always female. His imagined banter with the lecturer always has a subtly flirtatious character, which her deft rebuttals serve to rebuke, maintaining a professional distance (note too that the speaker is never depicted within the frame of the comic). The lecturer is thus preserved as a safe object for Randall's fantasies, rendered at the same time desirable by her carefully indicated feminine hairstyle  and unattainable by her superior intellect. Randall has the best of both worlds: he gets to maintain the sexual initiative and the security of knowing she will never explicitly reject him. It is precisely the dynamic that prevails in the interactions in Doctor Who (c. 2005-2015) between the titular Doctor and his female companions.

 2594

Randall thinks of Twitch Plays Pokemon as an exciting social experiment

 2593

Homo redditus, of which Randall is the type specimen, seeks to reduce all knowledge to the level of trivia.

 2592

The guy who put a BLM banner on his website for a year and a half is here to explain to you about false dichotomies

2591

 

 2590

Oh look, Randall is betraying his weird sexual fetishes again

 2589

What Randall doesn't get about these zoomer memes (blessed, cursed, liminal spaces, etc) is that they are about categorizing existing things. You can't just make up connectors that don't exist and then declare them "cursed".

 2588

Incredibly irresponsible for Randall to be hosting parties during the ongoing deadly global pandemic

 2587

Why has Randall failed to use his platform to make any expression of solidarity with Ukraine?