2450

Randall only gets invited to one event, and Megan won't even be there :'(

 2449

I know that would be my biggest concern if I was an astronaut.

2448 

nobody tell him

 2447

Great to see that it's 50% women, but does that NASA panel seem a little... white to anyone else?

2446

He was back on Reddit, with everything forgiven, his cakeday post showered in gold. He was in the Ars Technica comments, making puns about Mars rovers. He was walking down the white-tiled corridor, with the feeling of walking in sunlight, and a Nintendo Switch in his hand. The long hoped-for needle was entering his arm.

He gazed up at the enormous face. Sixteen years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden by the featureless oval. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the rational breast! Two Soylent-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved XKCD.

 2445

Wow, it's so simple, yet cryptic! Is it Morse code? Or the Fibonacci sequence? Maybe it's the Arecibo message! I'm sure it's something really deep and clever, I can't wait to hop over on the subreddit and see what everyone else thinks!

 2444

I no longer believe human beings have set foot on the Moon