2502

 2501

These sporadic geology comics always have the distinct air of trying to impress someone. Is this all Randall's clumsy attempt to seduce some earth sciences cutie? 

Has he finally realized that women never use the word "sweet" to describe men they are actually attracted to? 

That his wife only agreed to marry him because she was afraid of dying single, and is being steadily overcome by horror at the realization that now she's stuck? 

That he ended up being this guy after all?

 2500

Randall needs to worry less about 40 degrees C and more about 40 years old

 2499

Randall needs to read Zero HP Lovecraft more than anyone else alive.

 2498

ASDFKSGAKEWFESKLDJCEwofjsdv@#r(#@*$&)rwuefa IS THAT A D.B. COOPER REFERENCE

DID YOU KNOW D.B. COOPER HIJACKED A PLANE ON NOVEMBER 24 1971 AND DEMANDED RANSOM MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT, THEN JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE IN MID-AIR AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOP

I CAN'T BELIEVE D.B. COOPER HAS BEEN HUNG UP ON A PARACHUTE IN BERET GUY'S WOODS FOR 18,152 DAYS, AND HE'S NOT LETTING HIM DOWN BECAUSE HE WON'T PROMISE TO RETURN THE MONEY HE STOLE

STEALING MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT IS BAD YOU GUYS

 2497

A loss edit would have actually made this worse.

2496

 It is time for Randall to stop posting.