2040

Randall has been so consumed by modernity that even the oldest frameworks for relating to other human beings are baffling and foreign to him.

2039

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

2038

2037

Now, I'm not saying Randall necessarily wrote this by simply selecting random entries from the Wikipedia list of landmark Supreme Court cases, but every single one of these is on it.

2036

Actually, I don't hate this one. It doesn't explain the joke, it isn't excruciatingly belabored, and it isn't even all that smug.

2035

Maybe it's precisely because these facts have no moral dimension and demand nothing of you that Randall prefers to opine about them.

2034

only 90s math students will get this