2430

The joke is that Randall still thinks there is going to be a post-pandemic.

 2429

The real reason Randall has never taken an IQ test is that he suspects he would score slightly above average.

 2428

I guess I was wrong last time: it looks like even Randall is having a hard time pretending to care about this rover. 

 2427

That space exploration has deteriorated into a sterile exercise in intellectual masturbation only makes Randall more excited about it.

 2426

"My brain has been so rotted by TV news that I worship government spokesmen, but my brain has also been so rotted by secular humanism that I can only worship them by imagining them to be lonely-yet-quirky geniuses like me"

Even so, Randall cannot quite prevent his subconscious knowledge that government spokesmen are stick figures in 99%-empty lab coats from manifesting itself.

 2425

This comic convinced me not only that the coronavirus vaccine is bad, but also that Edward Jenner should have been drawn and quartered.

 2424

Randall will only be happy when everyone has been converted into a Stalker from Half Life 2