Wednesday, April 11, 2018

1979

This comic raises several questions. I will attempt to list them according to the magnitude of the problems they illustrate in the millennial mind.

1. Did Randall actually not know that President Garfield was assassinated?
2. Did Randall previously assume anything he doesn't remember from sixth grade history doesn't matter?
3. Does Randall not read old books?*
4. Did the point of the quoted passage-- the sense of perspective about the ultimate historical significance of current events-- really elude him completely?






*This one is a trick question, we have already been given ample evidence that the answer is "no"
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3 comments:

  1. TBHApril 11, 2018 at 5:50 PM

    Future XKCD-comic-made-with-programming: Hidden Markov Model. It is a slideshow of alternate history where the current historical event is only dependent on current state and the immediately previous historical event.

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  2. UnknownApril 12, 2018 at 6:25 AM

    Also it's funny because no one cares that President Garfield was assassinated anymore.

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  3. GNApril 14, 2018 at 11:10 AM

    I care.

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