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Friday, May 18, 2018
1995
Randall seems to have been preoccupied with death and decay lately. I pray that in contemplating his mortality he will be driven to embrace Christ.
Randall seems to have been preoccupied with death and decay lately. I pray that in contemplating his mortality he will be driven to embrace Christ.
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
1994
It might have been better if Randall did some kind of logistic regression showing the probability of successful repair with increasing time spent, but that would imply Randall still knows how to do math. And why does he ever spend more than 3 hours, anyway? According to the chart, if you haven't started making progress by then, you're wasting your time.
It might have been better if Randall did some kind of logistic regression showing the probability of successful repair with increasing time spent, but that would imply Randall still knows how to do math. And why does he ever spend more than 3 hours, anyway? According to the chart, if you haven't started making progress by then, you're wasting your time.
Monday, May 14, 2018
1993
Of all the possible self-driving-car hot takes, Randall had to go with the most creepily omphaloskeptic: "gee, I sure hope some other dickhead doesn't kill me with his car before this technology has a chance to benefit me!"
This is a stupid way to think about anything, but especially self-driving cars. It may come as a surprise to Randall, but car accidents are not in the top-ten causes of death in the US. The CDC reports approximately 2.7 million deaths in the US in 2015, of which car accidents were responsible for some 40,000 (1.5%): fewer even than suicide. That's right! You are statistically more likely to kill yourself on purpose than in a car accident! So what Randall is counting on is that other people's ingenuity will reduce his risk of suffering an already-relatively-improbable event. All of this could have been avoided if he'd put a y-axis on any of these charts.
Of all the possible self-driving-car hot takes, Randall had to go with the most creepily omphaloskeptic: "gee, I sure hope some other dickhead doesn't kill me with his car before this technology has a chance to benefit me!"
This is a stupid way to think about anything, but especially self-driving cars. It may come as a surprise to Randall, but car accidents are not in the top-ten causes of death in the US. The CDC reports approximately 2.7 million deaths in the US in 2015, of which car accidents were responsible for some 40,000 (1.5%): fewer even than suicide. That's right! You are statistically more likely to kill yourself on purpose than in a car accident! So what Randall is counting on is that other people's ingenuity will reduce his risk of suffering an already-relatively-improbable event. All of this could have been avoided if he'd put a y-axis on any of these charts.
Friday, May 11, 2018
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
1991
The Theology entry should be moved, too. Even the most generous estimates put the number of gods in the millions, and they're certainly bigger than black holes.
The Theology entry should be moved, too. Even the most generous estimates put the number of gods in the millions, and they're certainly bigger than black holes.
Monday, May 7, 2018
1990
What really bothers Randall is not that the great unwashed masses can't drive cars without getting into accidents, but that they can.
What really bothers Randall is not that the great unwashed masses can't drive cars without getting into accidents, but that they can.
Friday, May 4, 2018
1989
An XKCD comic about a Buzzfeed poll? Really? And then we follow that with a stupid Google Trends poll, and then half the comic is dedicated to omgrandom quirks? This comic limps across more finish lines than QWOP.
Wednesday, May 2, 2018
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