Sunday, May 31, 2020
Thursday, May 28, 2020
2312
A tragic story of an autistic young student's descent into isolation. Hearing some of his schoolfellows engaged in a conversation about physics and math-- the only subjects he feels comfortable discussing-- he attempts, in his heart-breakingly artless way, to join in. Unfortunately, his inability to read social cues intervenes, preventing him from realizing that in actuality he is observing an attempt to flirt. The other students, being only slightly less autistic, can only respond by diligently ignoring him. How else could the hat guy be expected to respond?
A tragic story of an autistic young student's descent into isolation. Hearing some of his schoolfellows engaged in a conversation about physics and math-- the only subjects he feels comfortable discussing-- he attempts, in his heart-breakingly artless way, to join in. Unfortunately, his inability to read social cues intervenes, preventing him from realizing that in actuality he is observing an attempt to flirt. The other students, being only slightly less autistic, can only respond by diligently ignoring him. How else could the hat guy be expected to respond?
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
Saturday, May 23, 2020
2310
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great webcomic xkcd updated today. Go and read it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I write xkcd."
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great webcomic xkcd updated today. Go and read it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I write xkcd."
Thursday, May 21, 2020
2309
I can't tell if this is part of Randall's disturbingly sexual obsession with the idea of a woman insulting his programming skills because the other person is offscreen.
I can't tell if this is part of Randall's disturbingly sexual obsession with the idea of a woman insulting his programming skills because the other person is offscreen.
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
2308
Yes, there was a large volcanic event in Washington in 1980, perhaps you read about it in the news
Yes, there was a large volcanic event in Washington in 1980, perhaps you read about it in the news
Monday, May 18, 2020
2307
86010
What does a materialist care whether or not something is "alive"? What does it even mean to be higher or lower on the line?
86010
What does a materialist care whether or not something is "alive"? What does it even mean to be higher or lower on the line?
Thursday, May 14, 2020
2306
80497
That one on the left is some kind of Staphylococcus, not a virus. Also, I love how he always draws these noodly little fists on the stick figures to make them look threatening
80497
That one on the left is some kind of Staphylococcus, not a virus. Also, I love how he always draws these noodly little fists on the stick figures to make them look threatening
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
2305
In which Randall Munroe, Science Enthusiast, not only takes opinion polls at face value but needs outside help to Google them.
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In which Randall Munroe, Science Enthusiast, not only takes opinion polls at face value but needs outside help to Google them.
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Sunday, May 10, 2020
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
2302
69087
Randall actually drew a picture of the Google Trends results for this. On the bright side, the lines all look like they're heading back down, so maybe he'll stop coronaposting soon.
69087
Randall actually drew a picture of the Google Trends results for this. On the bright side, the lines all look like they're heading back down, so maybe he'll stop coronaposting soon.
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2652 Self-deprecation can't last forever; at some point you have to actually be good at your job
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