20 And the Lord said, Because the cry against xkcd is great, and because its sin is very grievous;
21 I will go down now, and see whether it has done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.
22 And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward xkcd: but Abraham stood yet before the Lord.
23 And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also b& the funny with the bad?
24 Peradventure there be fifty funny among the comics: wilt thou also b& and not spare the domain for the fifty funny that are therein?
25 That be far from thee to do after this manner, to b& the funny with the wicked: and that the funny should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
26 And the Lord said, If I find in xkcd fifty funny within the comic, then I will spare all the domain for their sakes.
27 And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord, which am but dust and ashes:
28 Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty funny: wilt thou b& all the domain for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
29 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
30 And he said unto him, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
31 And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not b& it for twenty's sake.
32 And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not b& it for ten's sake.
33 And the Lord went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.
By looking back upon xkcd, you become a pillar of saltiness.
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