2060

Once, Randall recognized mindless accumulation of objects as a futile attempt to construct meaning in a godless life. But today is his 34th birthday, and rare indeed is the man who can enter middle age without being mastered by some acquisitive drive. In a more energetic soul, this might manifest itself as aggressive business practices, or designs on another's wife, or war. In Randall's, it is stamp collecting.

2059

2058

13 years, and Randall still thinks the best way to illustrate a cool idea* is to draw two stick figures on a featureless background, one of whom is talking about it in the most stilted way imaginable while the other just stands there.






*I'm trying to be charitable

2057

Again with this horror of the mundane! What's the matter Randall? Don't you know blood and bones and poop are made of stardust?

2055

Sorry Randall, Bluetooth works fine. You're just getting old.



2056

Does Randall actually think Jurassic Park is a horror movie?

2054

Why are there three characters in this comic?

2053

Like, do you ever think about how you used to talk on the phone all the time, but now it's just to confirm appointments and stuff?