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People who are dead inside often try to cope by imagining themselves being moved by the kinds of things they half-remember moving them as children (Star Wars, Marvel, cute bunnies).

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Yeah but we found a video of that guy laughing at an off-color Dane Cook joke in 2008 so we banned him from GitHub

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Contemporary meme culture has done to webcomics what YouTube did to America's Funniest Home Videos*. In order to stand apart, you need something special. This is a mediocre trolley problem meme, made worse by its presentation as an original comic (and of course Randall's brevity allergy).

*Not that either of these is a bad thing

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"the non-avian dinosaurs", because the avian dinosaurs didn't suffer at all

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Randall would 100% come to your front door in a mask to tell you he's "not comfortable" coming inside.

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Oh, those wacky scientists! Of course there's no such thing as giants.

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Obviously, the rest of the Greek alphabet is missing. But what's interesting is that the two male-stick vs female-stick encounters portrayed along the bottom both show the male in a position of vulnerability, waiting passively with his weapon at rest for the female to kill him. The males engaging each do not appear to experience any such restrictions.  

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I distinctly remember saying this to someone back in April.

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#BanScience