2340

I'm assuming this is a Big Bang joke, where everything was "light" at the "pop", and then has been "metal" ever since (because most elements are metals)?

2339

2338

The funny part is that there's no indication the camera is actually moving inside the cage.

2337

Wow, 4 completely different words, each of which could only make sense in one unique position in that sentence (assuming that Randall is actually trying to have a conversation rather than just prove he's smarter than his interlocutor, which is never a safe assumption). The electric hamburgers piloting these fleshy meat-mechs made of stardust are truly magical, he should tell Chuck Wendig.

2336

Astronomers define Randall's mom

2335

Pointing out reasons why an idea nobody suggested wouldn't work makes me smart you guys

2334

This was going to be a Beret Guy comic but that wouldn't have demonstrated that women have agency.

2333

112347

An infinite number of monkeys were given an infinite number of typewriters and access to the John Hopkins coronavirus information portal. They gave up writing comics about it within a week.

2332

111827 but they're all wrong

2331

111110, so close to self-awareness but the alt text reveals the truth.

2330

110602, and lol @ Randall going outside to meet a woman

2329

Ten to fifteen years ago, there was a bash.org equivalent for the #xkcd IRC channel. Someone once asked Randall how drunk he was, to which he replied "on a scale of one to Abraham Lincoln I am yellow".

Today I can't find any record, but compare that brevity, that economy of expression, to whatever this is.

2328

Well, at least he's outside.

2327

"Oil prices" never reached zero. Oil futures contracts for one month briefly traded below zero. This was in April.

Also 108882, I knew he had at least one coronapost left in him