2430

The joke is that Randall still thinks there is going to be a post-pandemic.

 2429

The real reason Randall has never taken an IQ test is that he suspects he would score slightly above average.

 2428

I guess I was wrong last time: it looks like even Randall is having a hard time pretending to care about this rover. 

 2427

That space exploration has deteriorated into a sterile exercise in intellectual masturbation only makes Randall more excited about it.

 2426

"My brain has been so rotted by TV news that I worship government spokesmen, but my brain has also been so rotted by secular humanism that I can only worship them by imagining them to be lonely-yet-quirky geniuses like me"

Even so, Randall cannot quite prevent his subconscious knowledge that government spokesmen are stick figures in 99%-empty lab coats from manifesting itself.

 2425

This comic convinced me not only that the coronavirus vaccine is bad, but also that Edward Jenner should have been drawn and quartered.

 2424

Randall will only be happy when everyone has been converted into a Stalker from Half Life 2

 2423

2422 

Randall with the subtle implications

2421 

Thanks Randall, now I hate Gretchen McCulloch too

2420 

Did you know that if you try to use tools designed for a particular purpose for purposes other than those for which they were designed you are unlikely to obtain the desired results? And that even if you were to investigate this likelihood by a pairwise allocation/misallocation of purposes and tools you could somehow still ruin it by conflating "stove" and "oven"?

 2419

This is Megan's chart, not Randall's.