2400

Boy is Randall in for a surprise.

2401

This comic made me believe in astrology.

2402

Randall mercilessly eviscerates the ovine servility of the Science Enthusiasts lining up to Do Their Part. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great COVID pandemic?' you won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.'

2403

HA HA HA I DECLARE MYSELF TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE HA HA HA

2404

We are no longer accompanying Randall's coronaposts with the total COVID count from Massachusetts, as it has become devastatingly clear by now that we have no hope of being delivered by it from XKCD.

 2399

Did you know that the United States of America is a large country with a large population that is not uniformly distributed over its landmass?

 2398

Randall is "ready for the pandemic to be done" so he can go back to his normal routine of sitting at his desk and refreshing package updates. (Also, Randall thinks that the release of a vaccine has some relationship with the pandemic being "done"). 

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 2397

Easy for Randall to say, he's already sterile

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 2396

lol so we're doing memes from at least 2016 now

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 2395

Never mind the case fatality rate, R0, studies on the efficacy of masks and quarantine policies in reducing virus spread, or economic impact of such policies-- what matters is whether Randall feels like the precautions are insufficient.

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2394 

I guess the joke is that Rhode Island is still there?

 2393

"Gamaliel" and "Delano" are not "pretty", and Biden is not the president.

 2392

Wow, we don't often get the same comic twice in a row (226132)