2522

Like a dog showing its belly

 2521

When depicting himself in conversation with women (especially Megan), Randall always shows the other person in the active role, with himself reacting in awe or disgust as appropriate. He has a deep desire to be in the metaphysically feminine position of being acted upon.

 2520

20 And the Lord said, Because the cry against xkcd is great, and because its sin is very grievous;

21 I will go down now, and see whether it has done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.

22 And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward xkcd: but Abraham stood yet before the Lord.

23 And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also b& the funny with the bad?

24 Peradventure there be fifty funny among the comics: wilt thou also b& and not spare the domain for the fifty funny that are therein?

25 That be far from thee to do after this manner, to b& the funny with the wicked: and that the funny should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?

26 And the Lord said, If I find in xkcd fifty funny within the comic, then I will spare all the domain for their sakes.

27 And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord, which am but dust and ashes:

28 Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty funny: wilt thou b& all the domain for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.

29 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.

30 And he said unto him, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.

31 And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not b& it for twenty's sake.

32 And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not b& it for ten's sake.

33 And the Lord went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.

 2519

The horrible truth is that the distributed bug-consciousness of which Randall is but one instance was put in charge of a country, and decided to revenge itself upon everyone who ever laughed at its Star Wars book reports in sixth grade by banning everything except jerking off and watching Marvel movies.

 2518

XKCD: A webcomic of going through the list of categories on Wikipedia and applying each one to itself

2517 

Heaven for Randall is a website where the comments he doesn't like get shut down by the women he does.

 2516

You might think this is the most useless art in the history of the comic, but actually it's very important. Randall is depicted meekly following behind Blonde Megan to show proper subservience towards Women in STEM. This is in contrast to Dave, whose classical mansplaining is answered both by Blonde Megan's derisive answer and the subtle emasculation of his exclusion from the picture.

 2515

I'd be "sheepish about the amount of time and effort" that went into 2425 too.

 2514

 2513

/x/kcd

 2512

Yes that's kind of the whole idea

 2511

Garfieldian

 2510

Randall isn't like normal computer nerds. He really thinks about things.