2482

lol they're going to find Randall dead in a room full of piss jars like Howard Hughes

2481 

 2480

The fact that I can think offhand of a dozen cities that aren't labeled strongly suggests that Randall put this together in less than twenty minutes. There isn't even a Springfield or an Athens!

 2479

Reader Jon Levi strikes again, but I am claiming vindication about the other day:

 2478

On Monday the aliens will bring COVID vaccines

 2477

This is cool, we can watch Randall adjusting to shifts in the conventional wisdom in real time. As recently as 2472 only conspiracy theorists believed in UFOs.

2476 

Wow, racist

 2475

Reader Jon Levi beat me to this:

 2474

"been funny" conspicuously absent

 2473

Spider-Man 2 was a great movie

 2472

Randall better get with the program; Science tells us UFOs are real now.

 2471

Randall thinks there's a difference between viral posts and random listicles. Randall also thinks a statistic having a source has some bearing on whether it's accurate.

 2469

The use of color puts this in the top 5% of XKCD comics by effort.

2470

How do you think Randall decided which one of these pearls of comedic genius to relegate to the alt text?