Saturday, October 30, 2021

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Sunday, October 24, 2021

 2532


Do you think Randall is going to be upset when he finds out he will need a lot more lines on this card?

Thursday, October 21, 2021

 2531


Guys it's like so cursed, right? I'm still cool


Also how hard up would you have to be before you asked the world's first precocious 37-year-old for help with something? 

Saturday, October 16, 2021

 2529

He's really going to try and maintain relevance by adopting zoomer slang isn't he?

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

 2526

Look, it's applying rules from one thing to another thing


2527

This is Randall's small contribution to rectifying the sad gender inequity in Nobel Prize awards.

Thursday, October 7, 2021

 2525

Get ready for WACKY HIJINKS when RANDALL goes on a PLANE with THINGS YOU DON'T USUALLY BRING ON A PLANE!

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

 2524

Randall is an enlightened rationalist and doesn't need your antiquated religious superstitions to give his life meaning

Monday, October 4, 2021

 2523

Being a free-thinker like Randall means expressing the most commonly-held opinions in nerdier language. See also

  2652 Self-deprecation can't last forever; at some point you have to actually be good at your job