Saturday, October 31, 2020

 2379


Once again Randall has converged on the precise local minimum that is both "too autistic to be funny" and "not autistic enough to be funny".

Thursday, October 29, 2020

 2378


Not "we should probably stop wasting so much time reading internet news", but "I don't think the endless 24-hour news cycle has been good for either of us". It is understandable, if not especially admirable, to be terrified of circumstances outside of our control-- but to choose terror, rather than adapt to those circumstances as far as we are able?


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Sunday, October 25, 2020

Thursday, October 22, 2020

 2375


WHAT'S the DEAL with little kids? You spend all this money to buy them a fancy toy, and they just want to play in the box!

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

 2374


Not only a Malcolm Gladwell reference, but a Malcolm Gladwell reference from 2008.

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Thursday, October 15, 2020

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

2371 


It's 2020 and Randall still thinks reading bluecheck tweets will "improve [sic] your knowledge".

Monday, October 5, 2020

 2367


134947, but this one only shows up because Trump got coronavirus back in the news. I would bet that Randall coronaposting perfectly tracks the Google trends for "coronavirus".

  2652 Self-deprecation can't last forever; at some point you have to actually be good at your job